• Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    2 months ago

    Always burn the bridge and go full nuclear. No matter how small the issue.

    • don@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      You have an eyebrow hair out of place. Enjoy your polonium fucking tea.

  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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    2 months ago

    Not only did I accidentally break up your marriage 12 years ago, I’m also incredibly abrasive, smell like I’ve not showered in several days, and when I visit your house I always remove the toilet paper roll and make sure to put it the opposite direction when I put it back into the holder. And I hissed at your cat.