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I see the problem, the artist forgot the rest of the sentence:

“Four-sided objects, of which there are three.”

Boom. Done. EZPZ. Do better, artist.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Goddammit, Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy

He’s so deep that his deep thoughts are having their own deep thoughts

You can still eat the lasagna, just eat around the bomb.

<puts glasses back> Excuse me, I was getting some kool-aid for me and the boys

S W I R L I E S T B O I

AH SAYED I WONTID A GOTDURN NEAR LARM! NEAR! AS IN THE ORPPOSITE A FAR! DO YEW UNNERSTAN ME ER DO I GOTS TA GIT YUR MARNAGER?

How’s that work? Does the water pick all of the bacteria from out of itself and throw it back all at once, or does it just casually lob ‘em onto their jibbly bits one at a time?

Eleven bacteria?! Holy fuck have you ever tried taking a shower before or do you just go swimming in sewage

I think they mean they race to finish peeing before the flush cycle ends, but I’ve been wrong before.

A month before should be fine. Longer if you’re feeling nervous.

That’s the smoking area for the king of the smors.

Ain’t lookin for no damn far larm, ijit, I’m lookin for the goddamned near larm!

Or the 50% of all people that got snapped took 50% of the gut bacteria with them, leaving the rest with no loss to their gut biomes. (taps forehead)

Average pallet aficionados: u fkn idiot

Yes we can

Neptune: tf are you talking about

The Oort Cloud: lolwut

Interstellar medium: fuck me, it’s cold

Sagittarius A*: (chuckles softly)

Andromeda Galaxy: tf is a sun

Laniakea Supercluster: yo is that the Hercules–Corona Borealis Great Wall?? What up, homie!

Universe: gotta go fast

Can:

tbf, looking at the sun from three miles away would be all that you could see.

Y’know, if it didn’t instantly turn you into plasma.

Neutrinos: tf is an atom I’ve never seen one