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minus-squareTheDarkQuark@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 hours agoHow to piss off a Linux guy in 3 steps: Step 1: Use Windows Step 2: Encounter a computer problem and ask the Linux guy for a solution. Step 3: When they say they don’t know Windows, mock them for being so stupid despite staying in the terminal playing pretend hackerman all day.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 hours agoI legitimately don’t know how to administer a Windows system anymore.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 hours agoJust tell them to ask Copilot to fix it
minus-square9point6@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 hours agoA good one is saying windows is the best Linux distro because you can just run exes straight from the shell ~/dev/foo $ msbuild.exe MyProject2026UltimatePro.sln | grep Error(s) Try it and confirm there is no god
minus-squarewitty_username@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 hours agoAlso mention that the cli is how computers used to work
minus-squarebridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 hours agoGo back to the retirement home grandpa. Computers are grok prompts now with subscription tokens. Pass me the verification can gramps. Heil musk!
How to piss off a Linux guy in 3 steps:
Step 1: Use Windows
Step 2: Encounter a computer problem and ask the Linux guy for a solution.
Step 3: When they say they don’t know Windows, mock them for being so stupid despite staying in the terminal playing pretend hackerman all day.
I legitimately don’t know how to administer a Windows system anymore.
Just tell them to ask Copilot to fix it
A good one is saying windows is the best Linux distro because you can just run exes straight from the shell
~/dev/foo $ msbuild.exe MyProject2026UltimatePro.sln | grep Error(s)Try it and confirm there is no god
Also mention that the cli is how computers used to work
Go back to the retirement home grandpa. Computers are grok prompts now with subscription tokens. Pass me the verification can gramps. Heil musk!