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    2 months ago

    #1) “Hey bestie, I know a guy who will pay us to model for an ad about Canadian Oil.”

    #2) “okay…”


    #3) “okay, ladies this will be quick, put on these outfits.”

    #2) “why do I get the skimpy one, are you sure this isn’t another porno?”

    #1) “yes, I’m sure. He said its going on Facebook or something.”

    #3) “Okay, now #2 lean over #1, get in real close like your about to kiss her”

    #2) “…”