My favorite part is how well it can be used to light a fireplace. Just tear out some pages, put some wood over it and light it. Secundair use is rolling paper when you’ve run out.
My father once threw my mother’s bible to the fireplace and because it was closed it didn’t burn, my mother took that as a holy sign, I’ve never had the heart to explain her why it didn’t burn.
My favorite part is how well it can be used to light a fireplace. Just tear out some pages, put some wood over it and light it. Secundair use is rolling paper when you’ve run out.
At hotels, rip out a random page in the middle. If anyone ever reads it they’ll be super annoyed.
Or draw a pentagram on the first page and the text heil Satan
My father once threw my mother’s bible to the fireplace and because it was closed it didn’t burn, my mother took that as a holy sign, I’ve never had the heart to explain her why it didn’t burn.
Physics explanations usually aren’t welcome anyway.
I’m still annoyed that it has never been printed in two-ply
I smoked a bible joint once, it’s still a lot of paper hahs
It does not work well as toilet paper. But in a a pinch give it a try. Consider your ass warned, though.
No no no, cleaning your ass is what holy water is for. At the entrance of every church they have a bidet for that.