The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoBeer garden readylemmy.worldimagemessage-square63linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageBeer garden readylemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square63linkfedilink
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 hours agoDude has never seen a hill in his life.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 hours agoHe’s seen lots, just all downhill.
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 hours agoEven downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 hours agoDoesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 hours agoLegend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).
Dude has never seen a hill in his life.
He’s seen lots, just all downhill.
Even downhill would work the quads, my man only walks on flat ground.
Idk if he even walks
Doesn’t even stand. Just levitates a few micrometers above the ground.
Legend has it those loafers have never actually touched the ground until this photo (as photographic evidence of his power would put him, his loved ones, and most importantly, those pants at risk).