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Possibly linux@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Uncooked beans

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Uncooked beans

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Possibly linux@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • aport@programming.dev
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    Eating uncooked or undercooked kidney beans, as few as four, can make you really fucking sick. Like shitting your guts out for hours sick.

    Cook ur beans everybody

    • normalexit@lemmy.world
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      I did not know this. Thanks for the life tip!

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zipOP
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      10 months ago

      You saved my day

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      The only dry bean I know is safe to eat are peanuts.

      • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Peanuts are beans?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          They are legumes, yes.

    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      10 months ago

      But then they lose their crunch.

    • solrize@lemmy.world
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      Well yeah, the idea is to cook them first, so I still don’t understand the meme. I saw the pic and thought of soup mix. Yum! 30 minutes in a pressure cooker will do them nicely.

    • slst@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It happened to me recently where I ate like 15 red kidney beans before reading it was toxic (I really liked the taste) and my stomach definetly felt tight but no vomitting and just a slight nausea. Wouldnt do it again

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    • Lag@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      We’ve bean here before.

      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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        Glorious, wasn’t it?

        Beats all the JD trump spam, at least

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    Peas tell me what the joke is. I have bean very confused.

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Get used to it fella. We have a seasonal madness that previously included beans, poop posts (not quite the knife kind), and AI jeans images.

      Not sure where we’ll head next, but I’m looking forward to it

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  • WhyDoYouPersist@lemmy.world
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    This is why I’m here.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zipOP
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      10 months ago

      BEANS

  • BlackJerseyGiant@lemmynsfw.com
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    10 months ago

    This is, at best, half baked, and it’s left me raw.

  • solrize@lemmy.world
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    Um, looks tasty but am I missing something?

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zipOP
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      10 months ago

      No

  • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I love beans

  • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
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    You can plant all of those.

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      no u

      • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
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        I’ve thought about doing that with a mixed bean bag. Its called chaos gardening.

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    10 months ago

    Funny beans

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I used to have this exact uncooked bean mix as materials to play with in my toy bin. I used to put it in trucks

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