I met a girl for a date the other day and her sister was there when i picked her up and the first thing she asked after shaking my hand was “you know any good spots to harvest morels?” Yeah even if i had a good spot in the area, they ain’t getting it that easy.
Did you have a T-shirt on saying you harvest Morels?? I’ve never met anyone asking me anything remotely similar. I need more context, why would she ask that? Was your date in a forest?
I met a girl for a date the other day and her sister was there when i picked her up and the first thing she asked after shaking my hand was “you know any good spots to harvest morels?” Yeah even if i had a good spot in the area, they ain’t getting it that easy.
Did you have a T-shirt on saying you harvest Morels?? I’ve never met anyone asking me anything remotely similar. I need more context, why would she ask that? Was your date in a forest?
Dude casually describing an encounter with the Morel Witch of the Dark Wood