I was just like you for the first 30 years of my life, and then I realized that all I gotta do is wet two paper towels, put soap on one of them, and use them to clean the seat before I sit down. That small realization completely changed my life for the better, and now I no longer have to wait until I get home to poop.
(That said, 30 years of holding in your shit has consequences. It takes me from 20 minutes up to an hour to poop before I can get it all out. Needless to say, this had caused issues for me in the workplace. Yes I’ve already started adding fiber to my diet. And before you ask: no I don’t flush the towels. I toss them in the trash can then head back to the stall to do my business.)
Huh, interesting. I have the same problem but mine started after a stroke. If I have to schedule something in the morning that has me setting an alarm, I need to be up two hours before I head out, to have a hour buffer in the bathroom, then shower, get dressed, brush my teeth, get my stuff and go. I’m also adding fiber and while that helps a bit, it’s not very much. I’ve been to a gastro and ‘there’s nothing wrong with you’ so yaaaaay…
I was just like you for the first 30 years of my life, and then I realized that all I gotta do is wet two paper towels, put soap on one of them, and use them to clean the seat before I sit down. That small realization completely changed my life for the better, and now I no longer have to wait until I get home to poop.
(That said, 30 years of holding in your shit has consequences. It takes me from 20 minutes up to an hour to poop before I can get it all out. Needless to say, this had caused issues for me in the workplace. Yes I’ve already started adding fiber to my diet. And before you ask: no I don’t flush the towels. I toss them in the trash can then head back to the stall to do my business.)
Huh, interesting. I have the same problem but mine started after a stroke. If I have to schedule something in the morning that has me setting an alarm, I need to be up two hours before I head out, to have a hour buffer in the bathroom, then shower, get dressed, brush my teeth, get my stuff and go. I’m also adding fiber and while that helps a bit, it’s not very much. I’ve been to a gastro and ‘there’s nothing wrong with you’ so yaaaaay…