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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Gen alpha has no fucking clue

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Gen alpha has no fucking clue

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • jackiemeaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is the thing to get a pole in the ground. I used it to put up an electric fence around a pear orchard once

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      I saw a kid piss on an electric fence once. Fucking hilarious.

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        He’s never played the game!

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        I watched my brother do this to a cow/horse electric fence, can confirm, fucking hilarious

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      Okay now im curious, why does an pear orchard need an electric fence?

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        Keep animals out, would be my guess.

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          Keep people in, would be my guess.

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            To keep the trees from escaping, would be my guess.

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        I guess in case people try to jump over to steal the pears before they can be harvested

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          But are these potential Peach-Thieves sooooo determined that a normal Fence is not enough? I like peaches, but climb a fence to steal some? ._.

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          Pear stealing whores.

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        Ents.

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