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GrymEdm@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I fell into a burning ring of fire

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I fell into a burning ring of fire

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GrymEdm@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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Someone even wrote a theme song!

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  • Plum@lemmy.world
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    Dr Bronner’s Peppermint Gang rise up

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      The green Gold Bond powder is… interesting.

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      Peppermint butthole forever

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    The text is even funnier because this guy looks like a Dollar Tree Elijah Wood.

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      He’s a comedian (Chris Fleming), he has some funny stuff.

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      Dollar Tree Elijah Wood.

      Damn, dude, still chuckling over this. Funnier the longer I think about it.

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    It’s a feature, not a bug.

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    I mean, it’s not THAT bad (admittedly, coming from sb who managed to get a burn from literally everything that goes remotely hot in their possession, from placing a hand on a steam cooker to touching dead ICs).

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    you fell into a mentholated butthole?

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      I fell into a burning ring of fire. I wiped down, down, down and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns, burns - the ring of fire. The ring of fire.

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    Just wait til your scrotum starts flaking off

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    mustard plaster

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      “If left in place for too long, it can produce first-degree burns to the skin.” Oof, beats menthol body wash that’s for sure!

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    reminds me of that one time I used bengay on my hamstrings… oh boy

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      Chubbyemu did a video of some dude doing permanent damage by bengay to the sac. I am not sure if survival but invalid or ded-ded.

      DO NOT APPLY ANYTHING BUT SAFE SOAP + WATER TO SENSITIVE AREAS! Else You too “might make A recovery” or “might not make it”.

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    Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

    wrote a theme song

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