Can you tell me what it was?
My birthday.
You’re lucky it’s not today, but I’m sure you forgot it anyway.
Did you check your butt?
Check your tattoos for hints
See, I’ve got this condition.
You forgot about Dre.
To pick up your children from soccer training.
You forgot to check your voicemail and missed the message that they finally found a compatible organ donor for you. Since you didn’t respond they gave it to a racist landlord who funds a bum fighting ring instead.
🤷
Yes
You forgot to take your memory pills.
again…
You forgot to wish everyone a Blessed Kirkmas, you insensitive clod
Found the long time slashdot user
One of my great regrets is abandoning my 4-digit slashdot ID (I decided I was wasting too much time there when I should be working LOL)
So now I’m user 27,537
