I’m not stuck in time. I’ve embraced dependability.
No Nokia 3310?
I tick most of these boxes and still have a rotary landline phone in service.
Where’s your 25 year old leather belt that has wear marks near every hole? Documenting your progression into middle age like tree rings.
I went from cutting edge tech excited nerd to literally this picture, and life is better.
Pic needs a Glock 19
Name something I can’t do with Debian stable.
Get laid?
Judging by this posi I should probably start using Debian stable
I have damn near everything in this photo except it’s a 91 Honda accord and I don’t have a PS2, I have an original Wii. I feel suspiciously called out.
What the fuck? Who’s been taking pictures of my stuff?
I do use Debian stable and I do still use a calculator like that and a wallet I repaired many times.
If they’re still working just fine, why replace them?
Here’s my actual wallet.
I bought it for $25 in 2009 and have carried it every day since. The fabric in the cash pocket has separated from the leather and the plastic window for my photo ID is missing. My wife told me I should buy a new one since this one’s so worn. I said, “Why? It still works perfectly.” Not a knock against her. We just have different ideas about the meaning of durability.
