Yes, I save money like an idiot.

oh no, he made me feel self-conscious about what I waste my money on!

I know, let’s claim he’s trolling and hope a mod comes in to censor him!

Consumerism is a disease.

Don’t worry about it.

Just spend more money.

criticizing people for spending money is trolling.

You are smart.

Not really.

Sorry if I criticize you for spending money. That makes me worse than Jared Fogle.

I bet you do.

Anyone who pays for this is a fucking idiot.

It’s about keeping us guessing and reminding us who’s in charge.

They don’t want us to get attached to things.

I love watching users of proprietary software suffer.

Hang’em high!

Do you think this is real? I do.