Admiral Patrick

I’m surprisingly level-headed for being a walking knot of anxiety.

Ask me anything.

Special skills include: Knowing all the “na na na nah nah nah na” parts of the Three’s Company theme.

I also develop Tesseract UI for Lemmy/Sublinks

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  • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgtomemes@lemmy.worldGIRL. NOT LIKE THAT.
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    13 days ago

    Hey, we use grams and kilos for…other things too.

    It is funny how we’re schizophrenic about it, though. Things will go from grams to ounces and then to kilos…or, so I’ve heard.

    Edit: American cars are also kind of schizo like that, or at least they used to be. The engine and everything attached to it was metric and everything else was SAE. Fun times.










  • Also, when on the highway, remember: A safe following distance is 69 bible-lengths per 72,411 bible-lengths-per-hour of speed.

    Bonus layer to this: It’s the Christian rock of joke comments. I just took regular old advice, crossed out words, and replaced them with bible.

    Boring math stuff
    • Assuming a handheld bible size of 8.75 inches tall
    • Safe following distance is 69 bible lengths (keeping that from the post) per 10 MPH of speed
    • 10 miles = 633,600 inches / 8.75 = 72, 411 bibles