Are you insinuating that I’m a baby because I believe that mothers and fathers both deserve the same level of accomodation in regards to caring for their children in public spaces? I sure hope that’s not what you’re insinuating, because that would make you a cunt. You don’t want to be a cunt, do you?

I’ve been known to go into the women’s room to change a diaper when the men’s room doesn’t have a changing table. It doesn’t happen often, but it’s supremely irritating to me as a dad.

Counterpoint: yes.

Annoying sounds should be the least of your worries about Roblox. That game is a cess pool of porn and Nazi shit. My kids aren’t allowed to know it exists, let alone play it.

That erases any fun there is to be had. I want them to know it.

The language barrier mostly.

I’m more of a “well, shit” guy myself.

I wouldn’t call it violence, I would call it a justified use of force.

Let’s see some receipts, Columbo.

Autism is liking things.

They just hit the second tower.

I also hate the Beatles.

I don’t see what’s surprising about it. Different people like different things, it’s no big deal.

I suppose The Man In Me would be the one exception.

That sounds truly awful, much like the music of Bob Dylan.

How’s that cock taste?

I can’t remember the last time I experienced intense feeling of bone.

Free at last, free at last!

He uses warming to hinder cooling.