I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

Hope y’all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

All my friends are doing fine, I’m the only one whose life is falling apart.

Bullshit, that’s some shwag. Hit me up, I got that cage free.

Are you insinuating that I’m a baby because I believe that mothers and fathers both deserve the same level of accomodation in regards to caring for their children in public spaces? I sure hope that’s not what you’re insinuating, because that would make you a cunt. You don’t want to be a cunt, do you?

I’ve been known to go into the women’s room to change a diaper when the men’s room doesn’t have a changing table. It doesn’t happen often, but it’s supremely irritating to me as a dad.

Counterpoint: yes.

Annoying sounds should be the least of your worries about Roblox. That game is a cess pool of porn and Nazi shit. My kids aren’t allowed to know it exists, let alone play it.

That erases any fun there is to be had. I want them to know it.

The language barrier mostly.

I’m more of a “well, shit” guy myself.

I wouldn’t call it violence, I would call it a justified use of force.

Let’s see some receipts, Columbo.

Autism is liking things.

They just hit the second tower.

I also hate the Beatles.

I don’t see what’s surprising about it. Different people like different things, it’s no big deal.

I suppose The Man In Me would be the one exception.

That sounds truly awful, much like the music of Bob Dylan.