First week starting a new job. My sleep schedule was absolute garbage before.

The 3rd day I accidentally hit “stop” instead of “snooze” on my alarm. Woke up at 11am (start time was 9am).

Luckily they didn’t fire me. But my coworkers all thought I was an alcoholic for the next few months. Fun times…

Yall cynical af. People actually ain’t so bad if you get to know em.