Architects.

Huffing their own farts.

They are pro athletes, at the very least.

The Germans simply let women take their top off if they want. Seems fair enough.

Salt enhances flavours!

Because they weren’t already listening in?

You re thinking of Doogie Howser, M.D. perhaps?

Beautiful can-do attitude!

Wasnt that the Buddha? “Kill your parents, kill your master, kill yourself.” And your customers.

Yes but here I was referring to Sun Tzu’s Art of War in which he explains that if you know yourself (your own forces) and you know your enemy, you will win all your battles. Sorry for the confusion.

But yeah, perhaps the people in this picture were referring to that one?

Business people are used to KYC (Know Your Customer).
And since Sun Tzu taught all those assholes to know themselves as well as their customers, that also makes sense.
Unfortunately for them, I’m from the Internet…

I’m still amazed that this keeps happening but somehow, no one is ever caught?

It’s the Correlation vs Causation T-shirt.

I thought you were supposed to shout “Monopoly!” when you win.

This makes me irrationally angry. Well done!

That was thirty four years ago or thereabout and I still remember the absolute panic of not being able to start the game I had just spent a year of pocket money on… The feeling when I found that bug was very similar, except I never found a way out.
Still, amazing memories!

Ultima Underworld.
Saved a whole year for that one. Took a whole day to figure out how to configure the EMM386 line that would enable me to have enough memory to run the damn thing (tears of frustration were shed).

Absolutely worth it. Blew my little mind. Never got to finish it though, because of a bug in the quest in the last level T_T

I thought I was gonna have that last week. Walking a kilometer in ski shoes + 4 pair of skis + 17°C has to be some sort of personal record for me. Hopefully never again.

Oh thank fuck, I’m not alone!

Well, nobody is turning back to rescue them these days, so they better be careful.