Please stop driving. You are putting people at risk. 🤦‍♂️

Meh, pretty easy mistake of context.

IDK, every project I touched while working there had some suite of static analysis cve report, secrets scanning, as well as absurdly strict data collection policies and procedures. It was challenging to navigate at times when you had to wait on upstream fixes and crap. The only time I ever saw a fix go live quickly and to the majority of the customer base on quick rollout was for a zero day or active exploit. I’m sure there are gaps, but for as many services they offer, I never saw any crazy shit.

Google is probably one of the top 10 probed companies in the world and you don’t hear about too many major breeches that originated from the tech. It’s usually legal and sharing with bad partners where they fuck up.

You clearly missed the sarcasm. Poor reader indeed…

BOYS WILL BE BOYS AMIRITE?

Meme is shitty toxic behavior and this is what you simp 🤣 At least make it about policy rather than this clearly insane behavior.

This thread desperately wants Google to be at fault rather than accept that attacks are easier than ever with highly sophisticated and learning cracking models.

Guys a simp, give it up. It’s video games and so they are fine with boys will be boys.

They are. That simp for a shitty kid is just that SIMPING. I’d toss that Nintendo in the trash if my daughter acted even remotely close to that.

What am insane simp for an insane child. I hope to god you ain’t a parent.

There will be DOZENS of 10 year old computers that survived 10n years of service in a library or student run orgs. Dozens I tell you!

Let’s fix school funding instead of using it as an edge case to support old ass hardware that can barely hold 10fps in a zoom call.

Oh no! Anyway, nobody cares but Linux folks looking to prove how much better Linux is.

Good. Fuck them. Steal everything of value from them.

YouTube isn’t profitable. You want to talk antitrust in a meme about YouTube trying to make money on ads?

Meh. I work 35 actual hours in front of a keyboard. I have my days but I’m happy and mostly fulfilled.

I like apps for stores I frequent. Most people do.

Having 150+ is a personal problem.

They know what they did.

Getting paid 130k+ a year is a pretty good life for writing emails.

And yet the world goes on and cameras still exist.

Is your expectation that Apple will send in troops to raid phone stores inside of Russia?

Which search engine was running without ads? Were any of those streaming sites paying content creators? Was your streaming site handing traffic for more than 10 users? What was your outgoing bandwidth bill from your ISP?