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time2lose@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

A human has seen your order

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A human has seen your order

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time2lose@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • whereitsat@lemmy.zip
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    13 hours ago

    imagine taking food advice from an AI when it can’t taste anything.

    imagine having NO SENSES. not taste, not smell, not whatever the other ones are–absolutely none of them. you can’t eat a chicken finger because you have no mouth and you’ve never existed in the 3D world we call reality.

    but you’re taking advice on recipes from this AI.

    billionaires consider this reasonable because they’ve never done anything for themselves. it’s reasonable to them when the butler says some outrageous shit like, 'your mom’s pussy juice would taste really good on this rare steak.

    zuckerberg was in college but you know he never mingled like a normal person. if i saw that guy in real life i’d either laugh or run screaming.

    i met a few people like elon musk in real life but they worked bottle return and were mentally challenged. the few times i tried to talk to one of those people they replied ‘brzoooooom’ and i pretended to understand what they were saying and dipped out.

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    a human has seen your post

    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      A robot has seen your comment

      • foggy@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        An awareness is aware of your awareness.

        • expatriado@lemmy.world
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          2 days ago

          what an odd thing to say

          • unalivejoy@piefed.social
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            2 days ago

            A computer has approved your post.

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              2 days ago

              The entities know of this transgression.

              • urushitan 漆たん@kakera.kintsugi.moe
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                1 day ago

      • poolcritter@pawb.social
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        1 day ago

        A creature has seen your reply

    • blibla@slrpnk.net
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      1 day ago

      a post has seen your human

  • Hotzmon@fedinsfw.app
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    2 days ago

    As person who makes apis, automations and integrations for living, I want to know that some human has confirmed this.

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      1 day ago

      LGTM

      • Axolotl@feddit.it
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        19 hours ago

        Lesbian, Gay, Transgender, Martian?

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          15 hours ago

          *Martini

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          19 hours ago

          Looks good to me. Something you can write on merge requests when you approve the changes. Often used to joke about obvious bullshit requests.

          • Axolotl@feddit.it
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            13 hours ago

            Ooh i thought it was “looks good to merge”

            • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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              12 hours ago

              I mean, depending on what your team understands, it can mean that as well.

      • 48954246@lemmy.world
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        Let’s gamble, try merge

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          I went for “looks good to me”, but yours is more adventurous.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Maurice?

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          Maurice? Ew!

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            In case you prefer it, some people call him The Space Cowboy 🤷🏻

            • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
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              13 hours ago

              Others call him the gangster of love, though.

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            • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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              19 hours ago

              And what about Boris?

              • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Becker?

                • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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                  17 hours ago

                  I finally found out what I had in mind.

                  It’s from https://genius.com/Fettes-brot-the-grosser-lyrics and a “translation” to German of the original. But he’s not Maurice, but Boris.

                • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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                  No Bum Bum Bobbele here please.

  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    You should only really start to worry when it says “The Human has seen your order”.

  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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    Odd indeed. I’d never say that, because I’m definitely a human and wouldn’t need to say I am one.

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    An Earthling???

    • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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      Sorry, no. Just a human.

  • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works
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    “Your order has been received/started” would be much less awkward

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    No it’s not. This is one of the dumbest things I’ve heard today.

    • hark@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      A human has downvoted your comment.

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