This test diagnosed me as 20% German (haben die Lack gesoffen?) and 40% Autistic - which I feel should also a bit higher for the overlap of some symptoms of ADHD and autism.
Scheißtest. And it hasn’t the obligatory humor markers that are required on humor on the internet by the Digitalhumorerkennungsvorschrift, so I’m not even sure if I should laugh or not.
I’m still disappointed at the guy that said he’d sue me and everyone else on the council I was on. It’s been years and he never followed through on his threat. Why would someone lie like that? /s
20% German, 67% Autistic. Is taking the test maybe already a sign of low German-ness? Do real 100% Kartoffeldeutsche just not worry about being autistic? Is that why I can’t find anywhere to test me? Is this me very stereotypically overthinking?
I just made the Northman hunk I pulled by being autistic my husband take the test and he got 33% German, 36% Autistic, “Neither somehow”. This is confirmation for my hypothesis that wanting to take the test is already a sign of autism. The test even speculates that he’s my control group.
Other way around for me. I think Autism and Germanness is nuanced towards eachother. If you do some things not exactly German, because you had Cornflakes instead of Müsli then you get a few percent more autism as a score. Are your parents perhaps Antideutsche or at least spirutually part of the 68er movement and not engineers?
And just in case you are from Germany you should follow it up with this one:
Am I German or Autistic?
This test diagnosed me as 20% German (haben die Lack gesoffen?) and 40% Autistic - which I feel should also a bit higher for the overlap of some symptoms of ADHD and autism.
Scheißtest. And it hasn’t the obligatory humor markers that are required on humor on the internet by the Digitalhumorerkennungsvorschrift, so I’m not even sure if I should laugh or not.
56% German, 31% Autistic.
As a Kiwi who has never been to Germany; seems interesting. I am an engineer though; so maybe that increases my German-ness somewhat.
70% autistic, 20% German.
I’m still disappointed at the guy that said he’d sue me and everyone else on the council I was on. It’s been years and he never followed through on his threat. Why would someone lie like that? /s
That was … hard.
What I expected: 100% German
What I got: 24% German, 80% Autistic
Huh?!
20% German, 67% Autistic. Is taking the test maybe already a sign of low German-ness? Do real 100% Kartoffeldeutsche just not worry about being autistic? Is that why I can’t find anywhere to test me? Is this me very stereotypically overthinking?
I just made
the Northman hunk I pulled by being autisticmy husband take the test and he got 33% German, 36% Autistic, “Neither somehow”. This is confirmation for my hypothesis that wanting to take the test is already a sign of autism. The test even speculates that he’s my control group.Other way around for me. I think Autism and Germanness is nuanced towards eachother. If you do some things not exactly German, because you had Cornflakes instead of Müsli then you get a few percent more autism as a score. Are your parents perhaps Antideutsche or at least spirutually part of the 68er movement and not engineers?
spoiler
/s of course
My parents don’t talk about what they did around 1970. (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)
Apparently I’m the control group, neither German or autistic.
I don’t like this quiz.