No one had ever been this desperate to sell me a horn before.

  • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day
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    2 days ago

    Since you have already purchased one toilet seat, would you like to purchase 5 toilet seats to get a bulk discount of $5?

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      1 day ago

      … Neighbor, why are you building a shed from toilet seats? And I see the swing is a toilet seat… And so is your dining set and your bike seat. Did you get a discount on Amazon?