• yermaw@sh.itjust.works
    47·
    12 hours ago

    Definitely. I haven’t even begun to use it yet and its already pissing me off. If I touch the phone in just the wrong way it starts doing AI at me. Turns out it starts doing AI at me if I hold the power button down to turn it off. Imagine my anger.

    Every time I turn my Windows laptop on it throws more and more copilot bollocks at me that I dont need or want and dont have the time to try and disable so I just have to spend the whole time fighting it off like a dog trying to hump my leg when I’m trying to cook dinner.

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
      20·
      11 hours ago

      If I touch the phone in just the wrong way it starts doing AI at me. Turns out it starts doing AI at me if I hold the power button down to turn it off.

      Execs: “AI engagement is extremely high.”

    • lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world
      22·
      12 hours ago

      Your metaphor is perfect!

      I try to search - AI humps my leg. I shop online - useless AI assistant humps my leg. I phone a company for customer service - oh you better believe some stupid AI voice humps my leg.

      How could I ever live without it?

    • Taleya@aussie.zoneEnglish
      7·
      10 hours ago

      Win debloater. You can kill cp entirely and save your bullshit gutting script to run again in the future

      • late_pessimistic@slrpnk.netEnglish
        1·
        6 minutes ago

        I have seen multiple of those Windows debloater scripts online, but I struggle to understand which one is legit and which could be malware

        • Taleya@aussie.zoneEnglish
          7·
          8 hours ago

          Oh no no no that was deliberate. I want that association to tske flight and fuck their branding

            • Taleya@aussie.zoneEnglish
              1·
              3 hours ago

              i have no idea what that means

              EdiT: ih. yes, of course. Cock pirate. Apologies for the slow draw, been building a basement brewery all day

            • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
              12·
              4 hours ago

              Cheese pizza is also perverted. You’re covering a perfectly good pizza with stolen rotted breast milk from an animal. Vegan cheese pizza is fine.

              • andz@lemmy.world
                12·
                2 hours ago

                Fuck that. Cow milk goes moo oo oo oo oo.

                …and yes, I’m Nordic and tolerate it fucking perfectly. The only American I’ve ever dated got into this with me so hard I thought she’d die on the sidewalk out of pure spite right there. “Milk is for baby cows,” my hairy ass. It’s for delicious fucking pizzas, amongst many other delicious things.

                …also if you’ve been in Finland for close to a fucking decade and haven’t figured out that yes, we fucking drink it just like that maybe it’s time to figure out a new area in the world to settle. Like a Polynesian Volcano. Fuuuck.

                • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
                  2·
                  2 hours ago

                  Oh yeah good point, animal breast milk is also connected to race by right wing weirdos. Source: https://theconversation.com/milk-a-symbol-of-neo-nazi-hate-83292

                  Here’s a great (and by great I mean awful) historical quote on milk from 1933:

                  “A casual look at the races of people seems to show that those using much milk are the strongest physically and mentally, and the most enduring of the people of the world. Of all races, the Aryans seem to have been the heaviest drinkers of milk and the greatest users of butter and cheese, a fact that may in part account for the quick and high development of this division of human beings.”