Were you always a doorknob, or is this some kind of witch’s curse situation?
If you were always a doorknob, how did we meet and what was our first date like?
If this is some curse, what did you do that warranted polymorphism, and how do we change you back. (Would you even want to go back?)
Could I be cursed to be the door that you’re installed in?
How would intimacy work between us? I’m simply not creative enough to incorporate a doorknob into this
Being presumably immortal as a doorknob, or at the very least having a much longer lifespan than us mortals, how would you move on after old age claims me?
“Probably, but I have several questions.”
Ah, I can answer #5:
drops my pants and backs up to the doorknob this is for you, babe… all that knot training is going to finally pay off
You forgot the most important question of all: in this scenario, am I also a doorknob? It turns out that solves a lot of the other issues…
That sounds kinky as fuck.