What is the charge, eating an eel? A succulent freshwater eel?

You won’t get anything out of him. He won’t sing.
Yeah they wouldn’t have opened the window for him as a courtesy if he resisted.
Yeah, he wasn’t a big flight risk.
He’s gonna fit right in at Pelican Bay.
Let him go you pigs! He did nothing wrong!!!
No sign of them pelicans, eh?
It’s just the one pelican actually.
Ice gettin everyone
Those are a nightmare when I lived in Florida and you want to shore/pier fish… I gave up and went to night fishing. You ever had hold one down to not hurt it while taking out the hook?
For shore, you pelican’t fish with them around.
I play a word scramble game and once “pelican” came up as “lepanic” and now I can’t help but call them Le Panic in my head when I see one. But yeah… jerks.
LOL now I got that stuck in my head :)
And I La Panic’ed big time when I caught my first one!!!
Dude probably didn’t had a valid Füllerführerschein (permit to use a fountain pen.)
I have no idea why this has me laughing so hard.
Pelica is not a country, dammit!
What a marvelous bird, the pelican
His mouth can hold more than his belly can!
He can hold in his beak,
Enough fish for a week,
But damned if I know how the hell he can










