• starik@lemmy.today
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    5 hours ago

    Worked at a bank for 50 years. Never charged a single customer for a withdrawal. Gave away ~$75 billion over that time. The bank was never the wiser.

    • Sidyctism II.@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I currently hold a high position in US government and had some shlops repair the reflecting pool. Was supposed to cost a million. I gave them 13. nobody noticed anything