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      chlamydia of the eye

      I was in a band called that.

      We mostly played polka covers of Rage Against The Machine songs and acid jazz originals.

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        Did you seek glory? Did you find it?

        I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by “no, not how you’re thinking”… She’d used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃

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          Did you seek glory? Did you find it?

          Just one song before the virus took hold

          Yes, I am indeed using a song about dying from AIDS to build on my joke about a fictional eye disease themed band 😁😎

          I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by “no, not how you’re thinking”… She’d used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃

          That’s both hilarious and horrifying 😆😮