• wuffah@lemmy.world
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    1. Put the wallet in a safe place.

    2. Locate the owner.

    3. Kill them.

    4. Pay off credit cards.

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      Awfully kind of you to pay off their credit cards so they can rest in peace without the shackles of debt.