These are your kith and kin. We gather whenever someone passes to poke them with a stick to make sure they’re really dead, chuck 'em in a fire then sing it’s raining men hallelujah while we scatter the ashes (this is my actual funeral plans if you’re going to steal it you have to tell me first)
I’m not stealing this verbatim, but I’m absolutely adding “It’s Raining Men” to my plan to have my corpse launched from a circus canon into the Delaware River.
These are your kith and kin. We gather whenever someone passes to poke them with a stick to make sure they’re really dead, chuck 'em in a fire then sing it’s raining men hallelujah while we scatter the ashes (this is my actual funeral plans if you’re going to steal it you have to tell me first)
I’m not stealing this verbatim, but I’m absolutely adding “It’s Raining Men” to my plan to have my corpse launched from a circus canon into the Delaware River.
if you know a really good mariachi band that’ll be around for the next 30 years so i can put down a retainer