• OwOarchist@pawb.social
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    2 hours ago

    but I’m never going to make it to ban lists if I’m not a big enough dick.

    Bruh, all you have to do is say the word ‘perchance’.

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      I can’t see myself saying ‘perchance’ and everyone not knowing it’s totally performative. But when I’m a dick everyone’s just like “Yeah, that guy’s a dick.”

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        2 hours ago

        I can’t see myself saying ‘perchance’ and everyone not knowing it’s totally performative.

        You just said it.

        I really doubt that putting it in quotes will keep you off the ban list. Therefore, you’re on the list. Therefore, congrats – you can stop being a dick now! 🥳

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          1 hour ago

          Well, I also compensate by trying to at least be a huge dick.

          And I bought a shirt that says “World’s biggest dick with the world’s smallest dick” and I can’t wear it if everyone’s going to be like “Nah, Steve’s a way bigger dick than you.”