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minus-squareExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·edit-216 hours agoI do! I break into people’s apartments, beat them up a little bit and I say that I’ll be back in a couple of months and if I will see them using Windows I will kill them. Works like a charm.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·15 hours agoWhat do you do if I’m using Linux already? Beat my ass a little and then cuddle with me in bed?
minus-squareMalix@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·14 hours agoYou’re obviously using a wrong distro. Beatings will continue as planned.
minus-squareExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 hours agoHow did you know? Did we meet?
minus-squareHerbGrower@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoWhat if you come back and they have a macbook?
minus-squareExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoI would tell you what happens to those people but I don’t want to give you nightmares.
I do! I break into people’s apartments, beat them up a little bit and I say that I’ll be back in a couple of months and if I will see them using Windows I will kill them. Works like a charm.
What do you do if I’m using Linux already? Beat my ass a little and then cuddle with me in bed?
You’re obviously using a wrong distro. Beatings will continue as planned.
How did you know? Did we meet?
Guess we all need a hobby.
What if you come back and they have a macbook?
I would tell you what happens to those people but I don’t want to give you nightmares.