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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Computers can't do everything

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Computers can't do everything

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    But people accused me of sticking my dick in the floppy drive

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      A computer also cannot consent.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        A computer is a machine. It cannot deny consent.

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          Neither can a dead deer on the side of the road

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            Check mate Atheists!

          • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            As carrion eaters will quickly demonstrate.

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        Maybe I should delete all those photos with the cover slid off and my hand touching its naughty bits and bytes.

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        Wasn’t this the plot of Ex Machina?

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        God, imagine the world if computers had to consent for the filth we force them to see…

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        “Dildo, may I insert you?“

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      Well, was it floppy?

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        3 and a half inch floppy

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          I remember back in college, I once got to touch that big black 8 inch floppy…

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            I’m having trouble pinning down the memroy memory, but I swear we had one or two of those. I want to say it was Lotus Spreadsheets? Gemini says there’s no records of that, but that there may have been some in circulation for niche groups.

            I got in a little trouble as a kid once for putting a CD in an 8in floppy slot

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              Yeah putting it in the wrong hole does often generate complaints.

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                Especially when it’s too small 😮‍💨

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                  Well then hopefully you didn’t break anything!

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