I ate gas station sushi in the middle of a road trip once. Most afraid I’ve ever been in my entire life.
One must NEVER eat gas station sushi ._.
All of my local grocery stores offer sushi, and all of the signs say the same thing: “sushi under new management” and the signs never change. You’re not going to trick me like that, colluding grocery store chains.
Eat it everyday to build immunity.
The trick is to start with just one piece and work your way up
This has literally happened to me. I had to time my shits between meetings.
This happens to me regularly, I just kinda kick it out of my shorts between coughs
Count your blessings it’s solid enough for that
That’s on them for not paying you enough to buy the fresh stuff
I didn’t take my nicest shirt out the washer for a while and now it is an impermeable fishy smell that makes women reconsider sushi
