Ive seen people eat corn by rotating it and bitting kernels off the side, I’ve seen people stand corn up on a plate and cut kernels off with a knife.
I’ve never seen anyone deep throat a corn cob while trying to literally suck the kernels off, which seems like the only possible way to “choke on the cob.”
These church people just seem deeply confused about how corn works.
Ive seen people eat corn by rotating it and bitting kernels off the side, I’ve seen people stand corn up on a plate and cut kernels off with a knife.
I’ve never seen anyone deep throat a corn cob while trying to literally suck the kernels off, which seems like the only possible way to “choke on the cob.”
These church people just seem deeply confused about how corn works.
Look, confused or not, they’re defo more fun at parties than we are, that’s for sure