• Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    He was born before the end of ww2, and now he looks like USA, old, tired and so near to behind to rot and bloat

    • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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      He looks like the little weasel that lives in my uncle’s foreskin. That things been dead for years but the taxidermist filled it with dehydrated cum flakes to keep with the theme of penis weasel. One day when he dies I’ll scoop the little guy out of there and empty out those cum flakes and smoke them on public transit.