Fewer than 4.5% of Microsoft 365 customers pay for Copilot after three years, only 1% use it weekly, and Microsoft raised prices regardless.

  • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    19 hours ago

    Our bonuses are tied to Copilot adoption rates. But it’s not able to do anything useful for my actual work, so I have to use it for shit like “Copilot, take this emoji and make it holding a cartoon knife.”

    Real glad my children won’t have any water for this.

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      Create an agent for me that creates a token quota that is 2% higher than any of my other coworkers token usages. Fill out online surveys for payment, place the money in in this (account details) account until the token quota is reached. If I am not on company payroll for any reason, make the token quota unlimited.

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      17 hours ago

      Yes 30% of our “score”/ ranking is AI usage for “efficiency.”

      Literally my ability to actually deliver the product, the only thing keeping the fucking lights on, is 35%…