• dogs0n@sh.itjust.works
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    15 hours ago

    Oh wow, I’ve always wanted a pet black hole. Send instructions to my PO box? (House still blown up, waiting on insurance).

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        15 hours ago

        Damn forgot about the damn postal service sniffing through my mail.

        Alright it’s okay, gimmie your address, I’ll come over and stay a few days (the streets get lonely), then we can get to the brass tacks with these instructions (!), then I’ll probably stay a few more days (one month max, I promise).

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          14 hours ago

          Talked it over with the missus, and I’m afraid she wouldn’t go for it. Best I can offer you is a pup tent in the yard.

          Sorry, but I gotta have my “relations” fix. Maybe if it were No Nut November…

          Edit: Of course you’ll be on your own for facilities, btw.

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            14 hours ago

            I’ll take it, never hard a whole yard before. Me and the kids’ll come unpack tonight.

            No problem on the facilities, I’m sure I can come and go into the kitchen as I please.

            Oh and before I forget, we like lunchables, so best have that refridgerator stocked!