Manager: We (meaning you) need to do task A. How long will it take?

Me: Task A will take X days to do.

Manager: That seems awful long.

Me: How long do you think it should take?

Manager: It surely could not take any longer than Y days.

Me: Ok, it seems you have an answer to your question then.

Later:

Manager: It’s been Y days, why isn’t task A done yet?

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    It’s nice having that kind of pull/weight to throw around, but sometimes the boss still won’t listen. Different industry, we had a major change in tax law happen. I read about it, figured out how to do it, then told the boss that we needed to start now training the company on the new method because it would take a year for us to catch up.

    His response was to ignore it, because “congress is going to undo the law”. I left for another firm, precisely because I didn’t want to be in charge of the last minute project he’d assign with a month to go on a hard legal deadline. Got a phone call about two weeks before the deadline. Fortunately it went to voicemail because I couldn’t stop laughing for like half an hour.