Manager: We (meaning you) need to do task A. How long will it take?

Me: Task A will take X days to do.

Manager: That seems awful long.

Me: How long do you think it should take?

Manager: It surely could not take any longer than Y days.

Me: Ok, it seems you have an answer to your question then.

Later:

Manager: It’s been Y days, why isn’t task A done yet?

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    I thought Dutch auctions were where your date and you split the costs of the bid.

    I have so much to learn about microeconomics

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      12 hours ago

      I thought Dutch auctions were where you force the covers over your SO’s head and let rip.