• weimaraner_of_doom@piefed.social
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      11 hours ago

      Or the “pc handyman”.

      Me: “Why does your motherboard have a …uh… sheen and smell like WD40?”

      PC Handyman: “Well it was running slow so I greased it.”

      I wish that were not a true story.

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        5 hours ago

        I once had a caller claim he was one of the dudes that invented the internet. I was like … well you certainly haven’t kept up with things since then…

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        10 hours ago

        I usually see the reverse. People who work with computers making every effort NOT to need to help.

        My favorite is a friend who does techsupport for a datacenter. He always asks “wait, this computer you’re having trouble with, can you lift it? Would you say it’s smaller than your fridge? Oh, sorry, then I can’t help you”