The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 10 hours agoNobody wants to haunt a McMansionlemmy.worldimagemessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1663arrow-down15
arrow-up1658arrow-down1imageNobody wants to haunt a McMansionlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 10 hours agomessage-square95fedilink
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 hours agoFucking ghosts better chip in paying for the upkeep, property taxes, and everything else. No one gets to haunt for free.
minus-squarestankmut@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoYou can’t charge a ghost for haunting your house, it’s not like they live there.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoPosting a notice on my bedroom wall that I’m going to call an exorcist to evict my ghosts unless they pay their overdue rent.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoDon’t forget to collect on the security deposit for superficial damages.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours ago superficial damages *supernatural damages
Fucking ghosts better chip in paying for the upkeep, property taxes, and everything else. No one gets to haunt for free.
You can’t charge a ghost for haunting your house, it’s not like they live there.
Posting a notice on my bedroom wall that I’m going to call an exorcist to evict my ghosts unless they pay their overdue rent.
Don’t forget to collect on the security deposit for superficial damages.
*supernatural damages