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minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoNah, he’s just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much. Watch, I’m gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO
minus-squareHobbitFoot @thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months ago“Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?”
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months ago“Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?”
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoFor the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoTrying to remember if they left themselves turned on.
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoSHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.
Nah, he’s just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.
Watch, I’m gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO
“Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?”
“Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?”
For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.
Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.
SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.