OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours agoI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.message-squaremessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down11
arrow-up1202arrow-down1message-squareI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours agomessage-square50fedilink
minus-squarei_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·16 hours agoOk. Now start designing an online course you can sell to self defence enthusiasts for $300. Do not waste this opportunity!
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 hours ago“And if you bring a friend I’ll give you 15% cash back. YOU’RE MAKING MONEY TO TAKE THIS CLASS”
Ok. Now start designing an online course you can sell to self defence enthusiasts for $300. Do not waste this opportunity!
“And if you bring a friend I’ll give you 15% cash back. YOU’RE MAKING MONEY TO TAKE THIS CLASS”