OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours agoI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.message-squaremessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1202arrow-down11
arrow-up1201arrow-down1message-squareI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours agomessage-square50fedilink
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·16 hours agoCoughing is unfortunately semi-regular for me, I’m a smoker (don’t smoke kids, also don’t smoke, kids). I don’t have the organs to queef, unless that boil explodes…
minus-squareTriumph@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoI took up vaping about 15 years ago. Like flipping a switch. Anecdotally, the health benefits over cigarettes are incredible and immediate. Also cheaper by far.
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·14 hours agoWhat you smoke these days? Winstons for me. Golds. NOT Selects - “select” is a secret codeword that means “garbage” No offense if that’s your brand.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 hours agoI have a preferred brand. But let us not promote this bad habit please…
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 hours agoFair enough. I agree, I was just curious.
Cough. Queef. Exploding boil.
Coughing is unfortunately semi-regular for me, I’m a smoker (don’t smoke kids, also don’t smoke, kids).
I don’t have the organs to queef, unless that boil explodes…
I took up vaping about 15 years ago. Like flipping a switch. Anecdotally, the health benefits over cigarettes are incredible and immediate. Also cheaper by far.
What you smoke these days? Winstons for me. Golds. NOT Selects - “select” is a secret codeword that means “garbage”
No offense if that’s your brand.
I have a preferred brand. But let us not promote this bad habit please…
Fair enough. I agree, I was just curious.