• CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    During COVID: we made record profits!!! But we can’t afford to give anyone raises

    During AI: We spent too much money on tokens. So we can’t afford to give anyone raises.

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      3 hours ago

      Its been every year since I’ve been aware of the concept

      Company newsletter : Fantastic news everyone! We’ve broken the record for highest profit growth again and we couldnt have done it withou5 your help! Here’s to another amazing year!

      Meeting a week later : its no secret the economy is in trouble, and we’re not immune either, there will be no bonuses or raises, and we will have to start looking at cutbacks