Looking for a career change? Then look no further!

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 1 month ago

I answered an ad like this posted by Elcid Barrett back in Nova Scotia. Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s privateers.

I don’t know that I’d recommend the career.

honeybadger1417@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

I’m sorry about your legs.

bravesirrbn ☑️@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

because they’re made out of wood?

Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 1 month ago

Eh, you can’t sing shanties if you’ve got two legs, and you don’t own a boat, and you’ve got no beard.

honeybadger1417@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

And you can’t shout ho?

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 2 months ago

God damn them all!

Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Those were my sentiments exactly.

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 2 months ago

Elcid Barrett

AartKwarktaart@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Misremembering lyrics and making them up is accurate to the medium!

Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

God damn the autocorrect, too!

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 months ago

How I wish I was in Shorebrook now.