cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agoLooking for a career change? Then look no further!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1479arrow-down12
arrow-up1477arrow-down1imageLooking for a career change? Then look no further!lemmy.worldcannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 hours agoYou also kinda need to be able to hoist sails, tie knots, swab decks, carry heavy loads, wield a cutlass effectively, and all sorts of other things…
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoI see myself as more a manager type. Could I just tell everybody else what to do?
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·50 minutes agoSo you want to be first mate, do ye? Arrr… well… aye. But first ye must pass a test. Wear an eye patch over each eye and then walk a tightrope from the poop deck to the crows nest. To prove your leadership skills!
minus-squareDrPop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·33 minutes agoSure thing… hey Joe cap’n says he needs you to wear these and walk across this rigging I set up.
minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·5 hours agoEating rotten food is also important. Do it in the dark so you can’t see what garbage you are eating…
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoHappy cake day! Sorry we’re all out of rum!
minus-squareUnstoppable_Flop@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 minutes agoWhy are we always out of rum?
You also kinda need to be able to hoist sails, tie knots, swab decks, carry heavy loads, wield a cutlass effectively, and all sorts of other things…
I see myself as more a manager type. Could I just tell everybody else what to do?
So you want to be first mate, do ye? Arrr… well… aye.
But first ye must pass a test. Wear an eye patch over each eye and then walk a tightrope from the poop deck to the crows nest. To prove your leadership skills!
Sure thing… hey Joe cap’n says he needs you to wear these and walk across this rigging I set up.
Eating rotten food is also important. Do it in the dark so you can’t see what garbage you are eating…
But why is the rum gone?
That’s not good enough!
Happy cake day! Sorry we’re all out of rum!
Why are we always out of rum?