Disclaimer: Our eco-friendly shirts are legit and we will be planting real trees in the ground, but please be advised that Wood Milk is 100% fake and completely made up. Only dairy milk is real milk. Paid for by America’s Milk Companies.
American milk companies have paid for this. When Americans buy milk, a small fraction of that is going towards this website.
Aubrey Plaza had the brand that she was this independent and couldn’t give a fuck progressive chick. And then she did a milk propaganda campaign and her reputation took a hard dive.
Look, I get everyone needs to get paid. But it’s not like milk needed another spokesperson. This was on the same level as Terry Crews doing an Amazon commercial on the heels of them denying unionization at a warehouse.
I lost a lot of respect for her after this commercial.
You guys be eatin trees?
I thought this was slop. I’m almost sad it’s not.
You can be one step sadder…
American milk companies have paid for this. When Americans buy milk, a small fraction of that is going towards this website.
I have not purchased milk in years. I use oat based stuff.
Aubrey Plaza had the brand that she was this independent and couldn’t give a fuck progressive chick. And then she did a milk propaganda campaign and her reputation took a hard dive.
Look, I get everyone needs to get paid. But it’s not like milk needed another spokesperson. This was on the same level as Terry Crews doing an Amazon commercial on the heels of them denying unionization at a warehouse.
I lost a lot of respect for her after this commercial.
I just did a deep dive on this, fuck Aubrey Plaza
I’ll take one for the team, I guess.
Sad.
Apples are part of trees and I eat those. Maybe I should switch my diet towards polluting industrialists.
only cinnamon and liquorice
You guys don’t?
Yes, Cinnamon