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minus-squarei_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 months agoUhh those bags should all be in one hand so he can still fish out his keys and open the house door. Amateur hour!
minus-squareMeatPilot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 months agoNot if you have the keys attached to a cock ring.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoConnected the smart lock to a fleshlight, so now I fuck my door open.
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoRegister your tip as a fingerprint on the smart lock 👀
Uhh those bags should all be in one hand so he can still fish out his keys and open the house door.
Amateur hour!
Not if you have the keys attached to a cock ring.
Connected the smart lock to a fleshlight, so now I fuck my door open.
Register your tip as a fingerprint on the smart lock 👀
Nah his cheeks could handle them