I had to deliver one of these coffins one time doing last mile logistics. What a shit show! Dude said he was at home when we called and that under no uncertain circumstances were we allowed to deliver it for the next few hours. Like dude! I can’t just drive around with this thing for hours, making other deliveries! I get that you’re probably in a rough place, but the world doesn’t stop for one person. We decided to never take on this type of contract again.

I would get the pink one but I wonder how much Costco charges for cremation? I’d prefer cremation because lower cost & hassle & environmental impact. Welcome to Costco. I love you. Can’t think of any other place that sells law degrees AND livestock ♥️